Some Headlines I Would Like To See
How An Underpaid Computer Support Technician From Michigan Stumbled Across A Simple 3 Step Strategy That automatically orders his lunch without leaving his desk.
Send me $20 and I will send you a picture of my new car !
Read about how a 37 year old Wisconsin woman with no previous business experience Still makes bugger all online
Discover how a 24 year old mentally challenged ex sewerage worker learnt how to turn his computer on.
Read how a 21 year old college dropout built a downline of 3000 people who also have no idea what they are doing.
No Website ? No Product ? You Loser !
Are you still looking for the perfect online business ? Me Too !
Send your ad to over 2.7 million junk folders with one click.
Learn how a man who used to eat rice and ketchup suddenly found a tin of baked beans in the cupboard.
My friends laughed when I told them I quit my job.Well guess who’s laughing now ? They are. I still have no job.
regards
Phil Miranda
LMAO!
“Learn how a man who used to eat rice and ketchup suddenly found a tin of baked beans in the cupboard.”
Did you write all of these? You need to go into this stuff professionally.
There is so much to make fun of in this business you will be in material for decades to come.
Now you just have to monetize it.
Might I suggest an MLM?
Glad you enjoyed it. I was running adsense on here for a while but it was too hard to filter out all the ads.Most of them were advertising the very things I was warning people to stay clear of.
Thats what you get for having a conscience LOL
What *I* personally hate are the ads/headlines/blurbs
that say “As seen on Oprah!” “As Seen on Good Morning America!”.
Feh. They were not! And besides, certain things that WERE seen on
Oprah….well…!! (You know…couch jumping, certain authors…)
superb! keep it coming… this is indeed needed in the “space”. (and, for the record, i too was LMAO with the headlines!)
i would add 2 comments:
1. headlines (and copy) that state the word “guarantee”. last time i checked the only place that offers a real guarantee is Midas.
2. EDC Gold
a. they espouse the value of the software in the back office @ $125,000.
i looked at the “software”. there are a large number of items but last
time i checked, ebooks and scripts are not software. alot of them
don’t even work by the way. i asked a question to the owners - who
valued the software anyways? i’m sure you’re not surprised by the
non response.
b. for a business person, doing due diligence, the cost of the program is
not fully disclosed upfront.
.. $997 is indeed the cost,
but,
..there is a 1 time admin fee of $350, and,
..there is a $40 - $50 per month hosting fee, depending
on using EDC or Dubb’s site, and,
..there are the monthly merchant account fees - $60+ per month.
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keep the blog going! i’m a sports fan!!!
bob
Glad you liked it Bob
Thanks for the info on EDC Gold. While I wasn’taware of this it does not surprise me.
Phil
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Hello Phil,
I ran across your website in a safelist ad, and I might say by pure accident. I usually look at the titles of these safelist ads, and determing whether or not I want to open them, as I’m sure alot of people do.
Anyway, I really can’t say why I opened your ad, but I’m glad I did.
You have really nailed the head on alot of these so called companies, and I personally would like to see alot more of what you have to write.
I do have your website saved in my favorites, and will be coming back for more.
I do have a few new programs coming out I would like for you to look at.
But won’t disclose them here.
If you will email me, then I will send these to you. I’m sure you have seen them, but have not seen anything on them in your blog.
Thanks for your blog and all the funny stuff you write. Please keep it coming, and by the way, I’d also like to know just what it is you do for a living?
Bj
PS A new Fan of Phil Miranda
Thank you for your kind comments.I did try to email you at the address listed but it came back to me undeliverable.
If you have another just post a short comment with the alternative email.It cannot be seen by anyone else.
Regards
Phil
[…] I wrote a while back about some headlines I would like to see. Well this time I thought I would play a little game with some of the headlines used for safelist ads. Its a bit like whats the first word that comes into your head. Its a fun game when you are really bored with all the crap online. […]